Pocket Ladies with an Open End Strait Ace Kicker

I must admit, I have a serious poker jones going. With The Travel Channel, Bravo, and even ESPN broadcasting games of Texas Holdem' just about any time I want to see it, I'm building a bit of an addiction. Alas, I have no one to play, no dealer, not even chips to do tricks with - but if I did, and I was a complete jerk/looser/idiot, my unemployment check might very well be making it to Check-N-Cash in the middle of the night with cries of 'All In!' coming from my mouth on a regular basis.

Good thing I have a family to feed, a little common sense, and a moral compass pointing me in better directions.

But I'd sure like to play just for fun.