Hobo or no Hobo - He gotsta go

I'm 90% sure I found a Hobo Spider in the house a few days ago. From everything I read online (and you know, you can't believe everything you read online) says that this is their neighborhood, this is the time of year you can expect to see them inside (they're feeling randy), and everything will be just fine as long as they don't bite you. The rotting flesh falls off after a few days, leaving you with a costant reminder that you probably should have just kept on walkin'.

I trapped him in an old spaghetti sause jar (see honey, it pays to recycle) for a few days, made what I think was the positive ID after an hour or so of looking at pictures and then crushed him with a stick like the venemous arachnid that he is/was.
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