"Yyyyyuuuuummmm"

I'm a real American. I love a good Girl Scout cookie or two, or a box or two.

Having said that, I'm SO happy that I'm no longer being harassed by my local troop of 8-12 year olds every time I leave the grocery store. They're cute, but way too young to be learning how to use that cuteness as a weapon to lure fat guys like me into eating more of their delectable morsels of wholesome goodness.