Bye Bye Ol' Jalopy

We just donated my truck to Volunteers of America. My loving wife was the one who named it 'The Ol' Jalopy'. For quite a while now, it's had a hard time going in reverse in the morning, it's headliner was drooping quite a bit, and it had its share of dings, scratches, and parts just not working like they used to.

Hey, that sounds an awful lot like me... I hope my wife doesn't find a 'Donate Your Husband' program.

So now, I'm minus four keys on my keyring - two belonging to the truck and two that haven't served a purpose for quite a while. I feel like a new man - or at least like I have someone else's keys in my pocket.