Just say no to crack

Obviously, I just don't get it. Teenage boys in pants so loose and hung so low that they don't qualify as pants. Teenage girls in pants so tight and so low that they don't qualify as pants either. I just don't get it. Heaven forbid either group should sit down. I just don't want to see it.

One trip to the mall is enough for me to want to cover my daughter's eyes lest she get some idea that teenage fashion should dictate toddler fashion - or that she get some twisted lesson on anatomy.

Call me old fashioned, call me over protective, call me a fuddy-duddy. I'll happily accept those labels so long as I not have to divert my eyes while snacking on mall food.