Golf

I hate golf. I mean, I love golf. Actually, I love to hate golf. Really, I hate to love golf.

After not playing a round for about two years, I played what was probably my best round today.

If by best, you think I mean score - I guess it happened to be my lowest score (though laughable by most standards).

I was actually measuring my results in the following regards: having only lost five golf balls; taking only one mulligan; not hitting a single sand trap or water hazard or building or person - and all this for the mid-day special rate of $18 for 9 holes.

"Golf is a good walk spoiled." Mark Twain

I can't wait to get out again. Actually, I can.